CHICAGO — It can be tough finding a roommate relaxed enough to fit the very chill Chicago vibe you've been cultivating for years — but one brave Logan Square person is trying.
In an ad posted to Craigslist Wednesday, a person claims they are just trying to find a cool enough person to bring into their "relaxed household."
The 50+ rules laid out in the ad are simple, like:
• "You must own 4 watches as I will be taking them and putting one on each of my dog's arms."
• "See that shower curtain? Never ever touch it. If it's closed you come get me and I pull it back so you can shower."
• "Do. Not. Ask. Me. To. Move. The. Puppets. From. The. Foyer. Closet."
If those things are a problem, you might not be the right roommate. Read the full ad to find out for sure.
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