CHICAGO — If you can review a fountain, why not a bridge?
"Chicago, Reviewed," is a new series in which we curate the most bizarre Yelp reviews of Chicago landmarks and public spaces, and the second installment features the bridge over the south pond at Lincoln Park Zoo.
Eight people have reviewed the bridge, each giving it five stars.
All reviews courtesy of Yelp, and may be partial.
Chicago, Reviewed: Bridge over Lincoln Park Zoo's South Pond, 5 out of 5 stars
Why is "it" in quotes? What's it? What's "it?"
New York is gross, and its bridges are probably terrible.
Bridges are legitimately taken for granted. This is a good point. We are not being sarcastic about this. (A Google search reveals that a Yelpstick is lip balm.)
People literally wait in line to pay $4,000 to get photos taken here. It is that beautiful!
This bridge will take your breath away and never give it back. You will die on this bridge. It is that beautiful!
A warning for the following review: It's long, but it's kind of sweet, so we'll let Grant P. have his moment. The story is about falling in love with stock art, and we get it, so, carry on, Grant P.!
If only we could still remember how much we love Chicago from a swan boat. RIP swan boats.
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