
DOWNTOWN — Yelpers apparently will review anything, even a waterway like the Chicago River.
Called "nasty," "breathtaking," "brown" and "green," among other things, the city's river earned thoroughly mixed reviews from Yelp commenters.
Congrats on review No. 700.
This is true.
Green is gold.
Baby steps to a cleaner river.
Yes, you can rate a "natural navigable waterway."
We're better than the Bay Area.
Why would you write 1,200 Yelp reviews?
Brown bags, green river.
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