If you think landing a good job in the city is hard, try finding a decent date.
Since these single men and women can't air their grievances to their significant other, Twitter appears to be the next best thing:
Grammar matters.
a dating app where your profile gets disabled if you use "THEY'RE" "THEIR" OR "THERE" in the wrong context
— BATHTUB CEO (@ERINJEEN) April 11, 2015
Get your own real estate.
How yall got so many dating demands but live at home with your parents??
— i wear cool pants (@KortKobane) September 12, 2015
Chill with the chillin.
"Netflix and chill has killed dating in NYC"-Guy on the street
— John Sezer (@Johnnysezer144) February 19, 2016
...Or be upfront about it.
Dating is played out...just come thru the crib
— JUX (@JUXinGToN) July 20, 2015
Convenience is everything.
Long distance dating in America=different state, plane ride away, etc. Long distance dating in NYC=more than 1 subway transfer #NYC #dating
— ScottyEly (@VillageBroker) January 20, 2016
What comes around, comes back around.
Ever got on the train and someone you dated and #ghosted on is sitting across from you? Shit got real #dating #nyc
— Kahlil G. Garcia (@KG_Garcia) February 11, 2016
You're not alone.
Saw a terrible bad date on my way to another terrible first date. Times are tough #dating #fml #nyc #singlelife
— Molly Mysterious (@AliasesinNYC) January 12, 2016
Get the message.
When Tinder dudes message you to say "You still alive?" after not talking for two months. Yeah, buddy. And not dating you.
— ⚡️nicole⚡️chateau⚡️ (@thetetrachromat) May 13, 2015
It's all about Linkedin now.
"The only dating site I use is LinkedIn."#overheard women, 20s, Midtown, #NYC
— jessica pilot (@JessicaPilot212) February 21, 2016
Leave no stone unturned.
Maybe I'll meet a guy volunteering for the Prison Writing Program?! Haven't tried that avenue yet. #dating #single pic.twitter.com/HDGNNC4n7d
— Mary Geneva (@MaryGenevaNYC) April 7, 2015
Look at yourself.
All that dating apps have done for me is show me how shallow and lazy I am.
— Maria Wojciechowski (@RiaWojo) March 25, 2015
Affordable dating is so easy here.
New York dating is awesome. Free shit like museums and parks. Then coffee n mimosas r a thing. errbody takes the train so no car hype lol
— Lowkey Floki (@itsAndrewBrown) April 16, 2015