Well, it's gotta be Monday once every seven days. Let's get this over with.
WEATHER: It's going to be unseasonably warm today with a predicted high of 60 degrees, according to Accuweather. But don't break out your shorts and thong sandals just yet — we'll have passing showers between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. and it will get into the mid-40s come evening.
SUBWAYS: At the time of publication, a few lines were experiencing delays.
Because of signal problems at Vernon Blvd-Jackson Ave., 34 St.-bound 7 trains are running with delays and there is no express 7 train service from Mets-Willets Point to Queensboro Plaza.
E and F train service have some residual delays due to an earlier incident at Kew Gardens-Union Tpke.
Because we didn't make any Leap Day plans and no one wants to talk to their co-workers about the Oscars this morning, today's Misery Index is at a 3.