Chelsea & Meatpacking District
Conan O'Brien Fans Raise Cash for Haiti
Join New York's funniest comics -- and biggest Conan O'Brien fans -- as they raise money for aid to Haiti while talking smack about NBC at the "I'm With CoCo Benefit for Haiti". Profits go to aid groups Partners in Health and Planting Peace.
When: Wed. (Jan.27)
Time: 8:00 p.m.
Cost: $20, advance $15, plus two-drink minimum
Location: 353 W. 14th St., New York, NY 10014
Midtown East & Kips Bay
Ozzy Osbourne at Barnes and Noble
The Black Sabbath frontman-turned-reality-show-star presents his new book, "I am Ozzy."
When: Mon. (Jan. 25)
Time: 12:30 p.m.
Cost: Free
Location: 555 5th Ave., New York, NY 10017

Upper East Side
The Andy Borowitz Report: Obama's First Year
Comedian and satirist Andy Borowitz hosts an irreverent look back at President Barack Obama's first year in office. Panelists include New Yorker Magazine writers Jeffrey Toobin, author Calvin Trillin, comedienne and actress Janeane Garofalo and Jonathan Alter. At the 92nd Street Y.
When: Wed. (Jan. 27)
Time: 8:00p.m.
Cost: $27
Location: 1395 Lexington Ave., New York, NY 10128
East Village
Once a violence-plagued nest of city streets, Alphabet City has evolved into a gentrified stretch of boutique shops and high-rent apartment buildings. Now the New York City Walking Tours leads you on a walking tour of the place that spawned jazz, punk and graffiti art.
When: Mon. (Jan. 25)
Time: 2:00 p.m.
Cost: $15
Location: Meet at 500 E. 9th St., New York, NY 10009 (Tompkins Square Park)
Upper East Side
The New York Jewish Film Festival and the Film Society of Lincoln Center present an international collection of films celebrating the worldwide Jewish experience.
When: Mon.-Thurs. (Jan.25-28)
Time: Check schedule for film times
Cost:$11 public, $8 Seniors, $7 students, children
Location: 1109 5th Ave., New York, NY 10128
Greenwich Village
New York’s long running magic show showcases the city’s best illusionists every Monday night.
When: Mon. (Jan. 25)
Time: 8:00 p.m.
Cost: $34-$39
Location: 45 Bleecker St., New York, NY 10012
Greenwich Village
Penny Arcade at Le Poisson Rouge
A redefined book party, with erotic dancers and performers to celebrate the publication of her first book.
When: Mon. (Jan. 25)
Time: Doors open at 7:00p.m.
Cost: $15 advance, $20 day of
Location: 158 Bleecker St., New York, NY 10012
Upper West Side
Rodgers & Hammerstein South Pacific at Lincoln Center
The classic Broadway show that was resurrected with a Broadway revival that earned it 7 Tony awards in 2008, is now on tour and being performed at the Lincoln Center.
When: Tues.-Thurs. (Jan. 26-28)
Time: Tues 7:00 p.m., Wed. 2:00 p.m. & 8:00 p.m., Thurs. 8:00 p.m.
Cost: $75-$125
Location: 150 W. 65th St., New York, NY 10023
SoHo, TriBeCa & Nolita
Punch Up Your Life: Free Comedy at Housing Works Cafe
Comedian Pete Holmes, of VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Comedy Central's "Premium Blend" leads a hilarious night of free standup at the Housing Works Bookstore Café .
When: Tues. (Jan. 26)
Time: 8:30 p.m.
Cost: Free!
Location: 126 Crosby St., New York, NY 10012
Midtown East & Kips Bay
J.P. Morgan Tournament of Champions
The world's best squash players keep up the battle for the championship during the 80th annual tournament at Grand Central Terminal.
When: Mon. (Jan. 25) - Thurs. (Jan. 28)
Time: noon - 9 p.m.
Cost: Free
Location: 87 E. 42nd St., New York, NY 10017
West Village
Whitney Ashe at Smalls Jazz Club
Composer, arranger and pianist Whitney Ashe, whose work has appeared in TV, movies and as a guest performer in the New York Pops, performs at Smalls Jazz Club Monday night.
When: Mon. (Jan. 25)
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Cost: $20
Location: 183 West 10th St., New York, NY 10014
Chinatown
How I Learned I Might Be Obsessed at Happy Ending
The monthly storytelling series brings you true stories of obsessive behavior, with the help of "This American Life" storyteller Jeff Simmeron and others.
When: Wed. (Jan. 27)
Time: 8:00 p.m.
Cost: Free
Location: 302 Broome St., New York, NY 10002
Central Harlem
Opening Night of Amateur Night at the Apollo
Harlem's original and enduring amateur talent competition returns to the Apollo Theater for a 2010 season that's better than ever.
When: Wed. (Jan. 27)
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Cost: $17, $22, $27
Location: 253 W. 125th St., New York, NY 10027