Excuse me, Brooklyn.
Have you lost your ferret?
You see, someone found it, wandering around the bike racks at Grand Army Plaza in Prospect Heights on Wednesday night.
And instead of leaving your ferret to fend for itself in the wilds of Prospect Park, they took it in.
Yes, a complete stranger took in your defenseless, lost ferret and now they just want to give it back.
“We believe it is someone’s loving domesticated pet that might have just escaped,” read the sign, posted on a tree and tweeted by Our BK Social on Thursday.
At the time of publication, it was unclear whether anyone has contacted the ferret Good Samaritans to get their pet back. A call by DNAinfo to the number on the flyer was not immediately returned.