CHICAGO — Two Ukrainian Village Satanists are looking for another roommate to join the fold.
In an ad posted to Craigslist, the Satanists request that those interested in the bedroom be open to raising a pig, ignoring the food dehydration business operating in their kitchen and "love Satan."
That last bit is a must, they said.
"We suppose if you're into Thelema/[Aleister] Crowley or other LEFT HAND PATH-isms you'd be considered perhaps if you brought an amazing beast like a house broken goat ...," they wrote on Craigslist. "Just don't be sacrificing any animals on the premise. We're obviously open-minded ... obviously."
The roommates have another must: Absolutely no cats ... or vegans.
Rent would be $400 plus utilities for a 10-by-10 room "with a decent-size closet" at Western and Chicago.
"Unfortunately, this is not the type of space for about 80-90+ percent of the unnecessary human-animal population on the planet," the user wrote.
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