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D Train Rider Seeks Love in Incredibly Specific Want Ad

By Savannah Cox | March 16, 2016 11:00am
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The lister welcomes "disease free" and "very promiscuous" women to give him a call.
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Bowery Boogie

New Yorkers already know that dating can be tough — so tough, apparently, that people may resort to posting tear-tab fliers on trains to aid in their romantic pursuits.

One such person goes by the name of "Malik." In his flier, which Bowery Boogie shared on Tuesday morning, Malik says he seeks a woman who is "real" and a "great kisser." (In case inquiring minds are unsure what that means, he adds some clarity: "In other words, you must know how to 'make-out' with me.")

Those two traits seem fairly straightforward — it's quite literally in the small print where things get weird.

Malik has a few specific requirements for his partner: they should be "disease free," but also "very promiscuous," and must have "long, red-polished fingernails," according to Bowery Boogie.

If Malik's prose has you clamoring for contact — or you just want to take in the ad for yourself — head to the uptown D line, where Bowery Boogie said they spotted it.